Horrible Horoscopes: B E E S

If today is your birthday:  You will receive the completely unsurprising gifts of existential dread and BEES. Congratulations. ARIES (March 21-April 20) Pandas spend so much time consuming bamboo that they socialize at a minimal level. Recognize the bamboo in your life — and continue doing what you were doing anyway because other people suck…

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