Horrible Horoscopes: January 2018
Aries (Mar. 21-Apr. 20) Whether it’s a major purchase or finally starting your peanut-butter bubble gum business, trust yourself to mostly not break the bank—or the law. Taurus (Apr. 21-May 21) Beware of weaknesses such as low-fi GIFs no one understands and the need to sleep. Gemini (May 22-June 21) Life is too short for…
